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Better than bad, I'm good!
Age 43 From Ottawa, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | I have a sense of humour that ranges from the smart and witty to the downright wrong. Whether or not that means I'm actually funny is still up for debate. I quote lots of movies. But I usually get them wrong. My punchlines need work. I love football and hockey. But I'm no where near as awesome at them as the five year old me envisioned myself being at this age. I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Actually it was an accident. I only stood there because I was in shock over what I'd done. We buried the dude in the desert. We don't talk about it anymore. I've walked around with appendicitis for five days and didn't say a damn word. But I whine to anyone who will listen that I have a cold. I shrug my shoulders with indifference when I realize I've lost my cell phone. It's happened so many times now I just don't care. I'm like an onion. I have layers. Except I don't smell like an onion. It's more of an assorted mix of men's hygiene products covered over with Hugo Boss. I think you'd like it. |
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| Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 6' 1 (1.85 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Other |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Bald |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Military |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Socially |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Average Joe |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Cage fighting |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly |
Views
| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To Rule the World |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Classic |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Cracking jokes at everything. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence |
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| What Do You Look For? | A girl who's positive, independent, upbeat, funny, cute, smart, and with a few retarded quirks to keep things interesting. |
